I have to say thanks to all for understanding…
Again, Metrocast Sucks!
is now up to date!
I’ve gotten enough requests for the end of Dead Tired that I’m posting all of the original chapters now.
To read Dead Tired in it’s original form, simply choose the Sookie POVs from the pages menu in the margin.
For those of you who are enjoying the Alternate POVs, no worries. I’m not giving up on them.
Just kidding. I’ve been working until my fingers are to the nubs. Still having scattered attacks of lameness inflicted by my Cable/Internet ‘pros’.
Why do I call them ‘pros’?
Because I pay them good money to screw me. 8P
Here ya go… 3 chapters in one sitting. Hope you enjoy.
The first 8 chapters of Đǽđ δєж¥ are now available online.
A new chapter is in the works…
And coming soon!
In case you had any questions about Sookie and Alcide’s baseball jokes, I thought I’d give you the rules of Baseball as a metaphor for sex…
According to UrbanDictionary.com (bored losers like me who go online and define slang because we have nothing better to do) this is the gospel…
As far as I have heard the above euphamisms hold true, however there is some debate as to the accuracy of the above bases. I called my brother to confirm (since i am old and forget more easily….. oohh squirrell!… where was I… oh yeah) He confirmed that indeed the above is a more ‘outdated’ description.
As we remember it:
1st base= French
My brother also asked to be quoted…
I concur… Have a blessed day, unless you’re a yankees fan…
Then you can just shit in your hat.