I survived…

tumblr_mszr6t3Uus1qa2ovmo2_500But barely… I hate moving with a passion.
I’m sort of settled into my temporary home now, and hoping to dive into writing as much as possible… Keep your fingers crossed that I can actually get something done while I’m living with my parents/grandmother/brother’s family-

That’s right… We’re like the Waltons.
No. Maybe more like the Manson family? Branch Davidians?

Anyway- I owe y’all some words…

And you’re getting them.

A lot of y’all have already discovered the chapters listed below via the BratPack/site-stalking, but you’re getting a list anyway. If for no better reason, the insane amount of links you’re getting might eventually inspire me to be more proactive when it comes to notifications.


What have I done since the last time I visited your inbox more than a month ago?

Well… I’ve ‘hired’ new Betas and they’re all made of awesome…

And I’ve been writing in spite of the craziness of my move (actually I was hiding from it because being in Eric’s head is more fun that packing).



Chapter 22: Gift Horse

Chapter 23: Dinner Party

Chapter 24: Legendary

Chapter 25: Insult To Injury

Chapter 26: Dry Spell

Chapter 27: Hello There

Chapter 28: New Regime


Like A Rock

Chapter 18: So Much More


A new Verse that takes off from the end of Intrepid, Chapter 27. You’ll be completely lost if you don’t start with that.

Culture Shock

Chapter 1: Southern Hospitality

Chapter 2: Feelin’ Froggy


Also, I’ve been posting little outtakes to the BratPack for a while now. I’ve just posted them to WP to share with everyone.

*Pat likes for everything to be in one place. Who am I to argue with her? :*

Bored To Death


Junk Food

They both take place after BTD ended.



Business Trip

If you’re curious about the mysterious skip experienced by poor confused Intrepid Eric.



Massage Therapy

If you’re curious about how Sookie came to discover the highly coveted massage oil.


I’m hoping y’all are too busy reading to be too pissed at me.

Thanks for hanging in there with all the chaos.



Murphy’s Law

tumblr_m85j3sRBgy1qh8umto1_500For any of you who aren’t familiar with Murphy’s Law, it’s an old adage… “Anything that can go wrong, will.”

And just so you know, Murphy, the original guy, the Murphy in Murphy’s Law… yeah, his birthday is closer to Christmas than Jesus Christ’s. I think there’s a connection. Just saying.

So… I’m offering fair warning. My life isn’t just bogged down with the normal shit of staring down the barrel of a gift giving holiday with six kids to buy for… Of course not, why would it be so easy?

With Christmas and all the other craziness I have going on right now, I’m having a hard time focusing on anything for long.

I know your favorite stories are being neglected. I know you waiting for updates.

I’m not ignoring them or quitting on them… I just can’t get my head on straight.

So when you see new chapters to new stories, try not to hate me… I’m still writing, and I’ll eventually come back to whatever story you’re looking forward to. Promise.

The stories might be on hiatus, but I’m not. Writing is my therapy.


Since my last post, I’d published:

Bright Things

Chapter 3: Last Rites

Chapter 4: Newborn



Chapter 6: Painless


And a new strand in the Braid…

The only reason this isn’t a one-shot like Shitheel or Home fires is the timing of it. There will only be two chapters.



Thanks for hanging in there with me.


A new skip in the Multi-Verse


I won’t spend a lot of time setting this one up…

It starts on December 26th, one week after Sookie and Eric return from Jackson having saved Bill’s dumb ass.

Shitheel mentioned a skip, where Eric went to Jackson, but this isn’t the same one. That’ll be cleared up shortly.

In the meantime, I hope y’all enjoy…



Couldn’t Get Away

Chapter 1: Dear John


Euro Pass 6 is with the betas now, and will hopefully post tomorrow.

Sorry about the delay on Death’s Door and In The Dark… I’ve caught the creeping-crud from my children so I’m not terribly productive right now.


The new outtake I promised…

For the record, I’d already posted the chapter when a thunderstorm knocked out my power. The only thing that I didn’t get to do was publish the post.


To set up the chapter…

So there we were, reading Definitely Dead and  along came the What The Fuck moment from hell.

Eric is irritated that, once again, Sookie is avoiding him any way she can… Instead of talking to him, she leaves to go on her ill-fated date with Quinn and leaves our favorite chiseled stack of fanged hotness standing in the cold.

Poor Eric.

I think Eric deserves a reason to turn his frown upside down.

This outtake is mostly just for fun, but if any of you are reading and re-reading the other outtakes, hunting for puzzle pieces… This chapter is going to be your Rosetta Stone.


Hope you Enjoy!





Tonight, we’ll be visiting with Sam’s Assholery with another chapter of In The Dark.


Don’t forget about the Broetry In Motion Contest!


It’s been busy in the MultiVerse…


In honor of Irene… I’m posting all of my chapters tonight because God only knows what’s going to happen with the power and internet here in Dahlgren.

I’m going to trust you folks to pace yourself.

Five chapters in one week is a lot… Don’t overdose or anything.


First off… A lot of you folks are working under the assumption that Sookie is pregnant at the end of Shitheel. Sorry… She is not knocked up. Proof: Shitheel happens in February, and Death’s Door happens in March… Our Eric would never let Sookie battle with witches if she were pregnant. 😀


Next… some of you guys got what you asked for. I did write the follow up to In The Dark.

The MulitVerse

The Lighter Side


And to prevent some manner of confusion, Euro Pass will be separated since both sides of the story are being told by Erics…

Euro Pass

Chapter 1: Sunlight

Sookie wakes up with the wrong Eric and has more than a few obstacles between her and getting home to her family.

Chapter 2: Shadows

Eric rises to an annoying scent and has to piece together a way to help Sookie help herself.


As always… I’m dying to hear what you think…



Y’all asked for it…

Shitheel is another outtake from the BTD MutliVerse…

Just to set it up…

Eric wakes up with the ‘wrong’ Sookie and she’s less than happy about her bedmate. Maybe because she was expecting to wake up with someone else.

This outtake uses everything up to chapter 13 of Club Dead as canon for Eric and Sookie’s company… One small change in chapter 14 takes their lives in a different direction and as usual, I tossed in a surprise or two. 😉


The MultiVerse

Outtake: Shitheel


Don’t forget about the BROetry In Motion OneShot Contest… Now Accepting your submissions!

Another outtake…

Now keep in mind that I refuse to read DITF and DR so my use of canon ends with Dead And Gone…

Anything established in those last two books doesn’t exist in my little world.

This is yet another AU starting with some unexpected company for our family from Bored To Death.

Hope you enjoy…


The Multi-Verse

Outtake: In The Dark