EIM goes mobile!

Here ya go folks…

After this weekend’s post asking for portable/eReader files of my stories, I now have a stockpile of .azw, .docx, .epub, .mobi, and .pdf versions for you!

The thoughtful horde provided dozens of files and they’re all listed and linked to my MediaFire server. Let me know if there are any broken links!


To all of you who shared your precioussss treasures…



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PS… There’s a new chapter of Euro Pass in Team Beta’s mailboxes as I type 😉

Sorry no chapter this weekend. Life was life.



Going by the numbers in the poll, there are plenty of y’all who liked Dead Tired.

I had no idea that so many of you were disappointed to see it die.

Maybe it’s because it was my first attempt, but I haven’t been happy with it in ages.

I’m taking that shit down and sending one chapter at a time to my Beta Squad so that I can unfuck it.

I’ll start posting it again as it comes out of the machine.

*Glad I asked.It looks like you’re getting a revamping.

News, Vids, Banners, Chapters…

Hey there!

I know it’s been too long… and I have a lot for you, so bear with me…


I’m canceling the Infinite Series. I’ve been trying to finish the alternate POVs for Dead Tired and work on the next chapter of Dead Sexy, but I’m blocked. I’ve been blocked for so long that I’m throwing in the towel for now. I’m hoping to eventually get back to it, but it’s not fair for me string you along. To those of you who enjoyed the story, I’m sorry. I’m going to leave it up, but I’ll be moving it all to the same page eventually.



I’ve had requests for more of The Dating Game. To spare confusion, I’ve moved it (along with my one-shots) to a page just for shorties. I guess it could be called a ficlet more than a one-shot, but it still isn’t going to get dependable updates.

One Shots



I’ve been doing some playing. I’ve made my first FanVid and uploaded it to YouTube. It’s Eric and all of his badassedness. Please tell me what you think because I had fun and I want to do more.

Eric Northman- Get Back



I’ve been playing with my pics too… I was all set to upload some new banners to my site when I opened an email from LEI yesterday… She sent 2 new pretties to me.

LEI… Thank you, Love! I did a bit of drooling.

Myself, I made 6 more…


As ever, your art is welcome and if you don’t Gimp/Pshop and you have an idea, feel free to send me some inspiration. My email is ericizmine@ymail.com

*Screencaps and posed photos only, please. I’m emphatically anti-pap.



Progress reports:

Alcide In Wonderland (Chapter 24) is still in progress.

Life & Death (the Saints & Sinners sequel) is being planned and won’t continue until AIW is finished.

The Death of Me (the Bored To Death sequel) is being outlined and won’t be posted until after Meanwhile is finished, but I have several Outtakes in the works. Most of them involve the alternate realities folding into each other. I’ve been playing with several ‘what if’ scenarios and if you want to throw a new one my way, feel free. I can’t guarantee that my mind will be able to do anything with your ‘what if’, but I’ve been playing with a couple of ideas from my family already. Just ask your ‘what if’ as a review to this post, please. Not only would it be easier for me to keep track so that I can give credit (or point fingers, hehe), but it would give me the chance to see if anyone else is interested in seeing your idea after I taint it with my imagination. I ❤ your input. Always.


And what I’m sure you’ve suffered through the rest of my drivel to get to…


Chapter 20: 2740


It Can’t Be

Chapter 17: Assholes


I’ve missed your reviews more than you’ve missed my chapters…

Give me something to read.



Dead Sexy Teaser Completed… finally

I’m very aware that there is a small faction of you ladies that are lighting your torches to come after me after the way I left you hanging with the Dead Sexy 10 teaser…
*begs forgiveness*
I don’t expect to be forgiven, I just hope you realize once you read it that the rest of the chapter was a challenge and I didn’t want to disappoint.
Dead Sexy
Chapter 10: Family Matters
As ever, @Carolinagirl96a imparted her beta wisdom, but this week’s art was provided by @Mavrosal…
Thank you, ladies for sharing your awesomeness!

Đǽđ Ŧïяєđ / Đǽđ δєж¥ Update: 3 Chapters in 1 Day!

Sure, I’m lazy, but I’m loyal!

Just kidding. I’ve been working until my fingers are to the nubs. Still having scattered attacks of lameness inflicted by my Cable/Internet ‘pros’.

Why do I call them ‘pros’?

Because I pay them good money to screw me. 8P


Here ya go… 3 chapters in one sitting. Hope you enjoy.

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Chapter 29: The Storm Before The Calm

(Sookie’s POV)

Chapter 30: The Storm Before The Calm

(Alcide’s POV)

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Chapter 9: Dependent