**THIS STORY IS IN PROGRESS**

Y’all won… October’s skip has been removed from the ‘Outtake’ list and moved onto the ‘Ongoing’ list!

It all starts like a normal weekend in Bon Temps for our BTD Eric, but things quickly get out of hand.

Why wouldn’t they?

Sookie is clueless as to who Eric is, armed, married, VERY pregnant…

What could possibly go wrong when she walks into the house to see Vampire in ‘her’ kitchen?

Don’t worry. Contrary to what the banner suggests, this is not a Sam/Sookie story.

• Chapter 1: In The Dark

• Chapter 2: The Lighter Side

• Chapter 3: High Handed

• Chapter 4: Blitzkrieg
  

• Chapter 5: Splatter
  

• Chapter 6: Hide And Seek

• Chapter 7: Happy Pants

• Chapter 8: Do Your Worst
  

• Chapter 9: A Special Occasion

• Chapter 10: Maggie

• Chapter 11: A Life For A Life

• Chapter 12: Bête Noire

• Chapter 13: Indulgence

• Chapter 14: Hot Seat

• Chapter 15: Not My Night

• Chapter 16: Liftoff

• Chapter 17: Merry Fucking Christmas

• Chapter 18: Ho Ho Ho

• Chapter 19: Intermission

• Chapter 20: Oh Ye, Of Little Faith

• Chapter 21: End Game

• Chapter 22: Priorities