Lets say someone gave you a zillion dollars… So that you could take a novel that had already been made into a movie or series and do a hella-fuck-awesome remake… Which book would you pick?

ASkars as the lead, of course…

The obvious answer of unfucking True Blood is a given…

I only warn you that if your answer is Gone With the Wind, keep it to yourself or I’ll block you.

*giggles*

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My choice?

Glad you asked…

North and South.

ASkars as Orry Mane… Mmmmmm… Dirty… Sweaty… Sword… Horseback… Mmmmm…

Sorry, where was I?

Oh, yeah…

It’s only fitting since 25 years ago, Orry Mane was played by the hottest hunk du’jour, Pattrick Swayze.

I’d have to add a few extra lemons, but at least I’d take a more careful approach to casting and wardrobe than some producers.

*clears throat & sends an anonymous threat to Alan Ball*

Just so you know… this RAOR (Retarded Act Of Randomness) was inspired by my 11 yo. He asked my husband a similar question about horror films (their shared interest).

My DH’s answer was Poltergeist. 😛

So, out of boredom… come on, you know there’s something you’d like to see him in…

Or not in….

*wiggles eyebrows*